Here are some more about Chuck:
-Chuck doesn't cross the street...he's on both sides all the time(?!)
-Thunder doesn't hit the same spot twice, so Chuck wouldn't track him down.
-Condom doesn't protect Chuck from AIDS...it protects AIDS from Chuck.
-They tried making a Chuck Norris toilet paper.But it failed since Chuck doesn't take s**t from anyone.
-Chuck drinks whisky from an empty bottle.
-In ancient China, legends say that a man will be born, who will stop all evil in the world...That's not Chuck.Chuck killed him.
-Chuck died.Then he showed devils what's real Hell.They couldn't stand it, so he's again in this world.
-That wasn't a tsunami!It was just Chuck sneezing.
-When Chuck died and came before God, he said: "I think you're sitting on my spot, pal..."
-Chuck Norris can do a suicide bomber attack and survive.
-Oxygen needs Chuck to survive.
-Chuck wins in blackjack even if he's playing poker.
-Both Darth Vader and Chuck know why the chicken crossed the street.Vader says it's because it was unable to resist to cross to the Dark Side.As for Chuck, nobody dares asking.
-Chuck should have acted in Aliens vs. Predator, but they canceled his role since they figured nobody would pay for a two-minute movie.
-There are two kinds of people on this world:
1.Chuck, Arnold, Silvie,Bruce Willis, Bata Zivojinovic, Vin Diesel
2.People who will die
-Chuck should have stared Frodo in Lord of the Rings.But in five minutes after beginning, he always tore down Barad-Dur with his roundhouse kick, so it was canceled.
-Chuck is a vegetarian.He only eats animals and people once he puts them in vegetative state with one roundhouse.
-Chuck can win a game of X-O in two turns.
-Chuck can drown a fish in water.
-Chuck plays the violin using a piano.
-Chuck can delete the Recycle Bin(this one made me laugh like an idiot)
-Chuck can kill two stones with one bird.
-Chuck can kick a cyclops between the eyes.
-The quickest way to a man's heart is via Chuck's hand.
-Every mirror in front of which Chuck stands automatically breaks.Nobody is crazy enough to stand between two Chucks.
-Chuck can strangle a man using a wireless phone.
-Ghosts exist because Chuck kills too many people, too fast for Death to get them all in time.
-Chuck invented a new fighting art: Chuck-Will-Kill
-Chuck can see a 2 hour movie in 20 minutes.
-Chuck can light a fire with a piece of glass...during night.
-When Bruce Banner is angry, he becomes Hulk.When Hulk is angry, he becomes Chuck.
-When Arnold says that he will be back in the first Terminator, he means that he will call Chuck for help.
-Chuck is an alternate name for Death.
-Chuck swims up the river simply by relaxing in water.
-Earthquake doesn't exist.It's just Chuck having a bad dream and twitching in bed.
-Chuck killed the Dead Sea
-Chuck eats soup with a fork.
-Chuck can applause with one hand.
-Chuck doesn't have hair on his testicles since hair cannot grow through steel,.
-Chuck looked into Death's eyes once...since then, it stays away from him.
-Chuck doesn't love Raymond.