Post by Darth Karnak on Jan 29, 2010 15:52:11 GMT -6
H E L P W A N T E D : I M M E D I A T E O P E N I N G
Position Available Immediately:
Apprentice Sith Lord,
Dark Side Consulting Group.
The Dark Side Consulting Group has a sudden opening for an Apprentice Sith Lord. The ideal candidate for this position would enjoy extensive galactic travel and possess an understanding and competence with the Force, or at least posses rudimentary Force skills and demonstrate a willingness to let their hatred flow through them.
Responsibilities include:
Performing competitive intelligence
Hands-on involvement in support of the Sith Master's planning initiatives
Willingness to travel the galaxy widely
Operation a variety of laser-powered hand weapons
Piloting various high-powered space/air vehicles.
Slaying of enemies of the Dark Side
Qualified applicants would possess excellent communications skills (especially when speaking in menacing whispers) and would be action-oriented individuals and risk takers. 99% travel is required. A background in The Force (light side or dark) is desirable. Any advanced degrees or significant course work in the Jedi Arts from the University of Coruscant would be a plus.
Applicants should also be familiar with holographic projection equipment, possess a valid galactic pilot's license, and show a willingness to give in to their hate. A proven track record of using fear and/or Jedi mind tricks to control others is desirable, as is the ability to speak several galactic languages. Ideal candidates for this position would have no children or other living relatives who are strong in the ways of the Force (a new hire would be given several weeks to meet this requirement). Working knowledge of Windows Vista? and Microsoft? Office 2007 is also required.
Compensation for this position is commensurate with experience, and is extremely competitive for this field. Benefits include a generous severance package, a company starship, and a dark-colored clothing allowance. The Apprentice Sith Lord reports to and works closely with the Sith Master, and experience in such small, team-based organizations is vital to the success of the Master's plans. Discretion is also highly valued, as is the ability to see the future before it happens.
Interested applicants should submit their resume via The Force to The Emperor
Read more at: www.microcontroller.com/Embedded.asp?did=9
Position Available Immediately:
Apprentice Sith Lord,
Dark Side Consulting Group.
The Dark Side Consulting Group has a sudden opening for an Apprentice Sith Lord. The ideal candidate for this position would enjoy extensive galactic travel and possess an understanding and competence with the Force, or at least posses rudimentary Force skills and demonstrate a willingness to let their hatred flow through them.
Responsibilities include:
Performing competitive intelligence
Hands-on involvement in support of the Sith Master's planning initiatives
Willingness to travel the galaxy widely
Operation a variety of laser-powered hand weapons
Piloting various high-powered space/air vehicles.
Slaying of enemies of the Dark Side
Qualified applicants would possess excellent communications skills (especially when speaking in menacing whispers) and would be action-oriented individuals and risk takers. 99% travel is required. A background in The Force (light side or dark) is desirable. Any advanced degrees or significant course work in the Jedi Arts from the University of Coruscant would be a plus.
Applicants should also be familiar with holographic projection equipment, possess a valid galactic pilot's license, and show a willingness to give in to their hate. A proven track record of using fear and/or Jedi mind tricks to control others is desirable, as is the ability to speak several galactic languages. Ideal candidates for this position would have no children or other living relatives who are strong in the ways of the Force (a new hire would be given several weeks to meet this requirement). Working knowledge of Windows Vista? and Microsoft? Office 2007 is also required.
Compensation for this position is commensurate with experience, and is extremely competitive for this field. Benefits include a generous severance package, a company starship, and a dark-colored clothing allowance. The Apprentice Sith Lord reports to and works closely with the Sith Master, and experience in such small, team-based organizations is vital to the success of the Master's plans. Discretion is also highly valued, as is the ability to see the future before it happens.
Interested applicants should submit their resume via The Force to The Emperor
Read more at: www.microcontroller.com/Embedded.asp?did=9